Friday, June 15, 2012
A Wild Update Appears!
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Hey hey.
It feels like forever since last update, but that's
the way life goes sometimes. I caught a sore throat right as the week started and
I've been trying to sleep it off when I haven't been grinding away at the day
job, so that ate up a lot of my regular time. Toss in a wife and kids to fill
up the rest, and there you go.
So, in the few minutes I’ve got right now while
I'm still relatively awake...
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Cute: My 3yo son is totally into the undead right now (don't
ask me why) and he was begging to play Plants vs Zombies today. As far as zombie games go, this is probably
the least graphic and inoffensive one I can think of, so I said okay.
Gimme yo sammich! |
Although he does great at action titles, he’s still a little
young to get a hold on strategy and forethought. Naturally, the zombies
overwhelmed him pretty quickly, and he started screaming "daddy, come help
me with this problem!!”
I chuckled a bit, but there was no salvaging the pickle he
had gotten into. Within a few moments, one of the zombies had broken through
and entered his house. The CHOMP CHOMP sound started playing (signaling his
defeat) and he turned to me to say “Daddy, the zombies are inside my house and
EATING MY LUNCH!!!”
I love that 3yo logic. LOVE IT!!!
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Links: Here are some things to check out if your mouse
finger is feeling a little itchy…
For reviews, here’s my Minecraft: Xbox 360 Edition review,
@GC_Danny’s take on the recent Devil May Cry HD collection, and @KayinAmoh’s
words on Legend of Grimrock.
King of the Jungle |
A few other things worth checking out are this little piece
on Tokyo Jungle, which is probably my most wanted game coming out of E3 right
now.
Also, here’s a new single from Kirby Krackle, this time focusing
on everyone’s favorite friendly neighborhood super-hero, Spider-Man.
You may recall that one of my favorite titles from the past
few years was Epic Dungeon on XBLI (now re-titled Cursed Loot), and Eyehook
Games has just released a trailer showing what they've been cooking up since
then. Click here to take a look at Cursed Cosmos and get excite.
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Games: So enough links already, what have I been playing?
Good question.
On iOS, mostly Cause of Death (episode collections 2, 3
& 4) which is quickly becoming one of my all-time favorites on the iPhone.
The writing is sharp and the characters feel like old friends at this point.
Choose, Natara! CHOOSE! |
If
you're into text-style adventures and you haven't tried this one yet, you are
missing out. Also, I've been putting a little time into Trainyard, and that one
is certainly as good as people told me it was. It makes me feel dumb at times,
but then again, all the best puzzle games do.
On the Vita (gasp!) GameFly sent me Unit 13, and I put an
hour or two into that before sending it back. At its core, it really wasn't
that bad but I've never been a fan of Zipper and this particular title missed
the mark in a number of places. To start with, I was quite surprised that there
was no character customization in the the singleplayer. The game is
structured as a series of discrete missions without any story, so this would
have been a perfect place to let the player play dress-up without any regard to how silly outfits can affect a dramatic arc.
This would be more exciting if he was wearing high heels. |
The bite-sized chunks that make up each mission were a good
fit for on-the-go play, but as time went on, it was far too easy to get taken out with one or
two lucky shots from enemies, and some of the checkpoints weren’t as close
together as I'd like. With a little more work this could have been a hot
portable title, but as-is, there's not enough here to get
excited about. Shame.
Console-wise, I spent a few days suffering through Asura’s
Wrath on 360. I plan on doing a full review as soon as I get some time, but for
right now I can say that it's the worst game I’ve bothered to complete in
recent memory.
Doesn't look as boring as a dog's ass, BUT IT IS. |
While some of the art design is fairly attractive, I have little
praise for anything else. It's loud, obnoxious, repetitive, simplistic, runs
five or six hours too long and manages to do the impossible by creating a lead
character who is even more single-minded and boring than Kratos at his
crankiest. The story holds no surprises and goes absolutely nowhere, and this
is probably the first time in my life when I can honestly say I would have
rather watched a few episodes of Dragonball Z than play through this puffed-up
vanity project -- my thumb would have been less sore and I could have been
doing something more interesting and while I ignored it in the
background.
Finally, I'm happy to say that I completed all the
Achievements in Minecraft 360. I had to consult a few FAQs to do it, but I
don't feel too bad about that... trying to complete some of these legitimately
would have taken absurd amounts of time and more than a little luck. If you're
working on the achievements as well, don't be afraid to start new maps which
may be more conducive to certain requirements, and take advantage of the
duplication glitches while you can. I've
heard they’re going to be patched with the next update.
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Plants Vs Zombies is a favorite around our house, and my youngest too struggles with the strategic notions of it, but she seems to enjoy it.
Asura's Wrath - I went ahead and tried the demo when it came out and was simply unimpressed. Nothing about it really stood out to me except maybe some points of visual style, but I concur that the actual gameplay was completely uninspired.